My Dad Looks Like Tom Clancy

January 26th, 2012

Dear TotallyLooksLike.com,

My dad TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE Tom Clancy.

You may know Tom from such works as The Hunt for Red October, a novel that became a movie starring Alec Baldwin, before Alec made me snort milk out my nose as Jack Donaghy, saying things like, “My name is Jack Donaghy, and I have bedbugs.”

You may know my dad from … drinks like gin and tonics. He makes a mean one.

Props to my mom who is holding the book.

I Will

January 24th, 2012

Recently, a friend of mine asked for recommendations on how to get through a tough run. After a brutal jog today, I was inspired to write these “I will” statements. Even though my run pretty much sucked, I got through it. And I’ll get through the next one.

I WILL.

An Embarrassment of Riches

January 20th, 2012

There are always good books to read. Always. But for some reason, I just feel like the young-adult shelves in particular are PACKED right now with amazing novels. I’m not a book critic (I know how much work goes into books, even the bad ones, and I’m not about to slam anybody) but I do love crowing about amazing works. Here are four:

Zomg, the awesome in this photo threatens to overtake us all!

Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins. Funny, fast-paced and flirty, Anna gives readers the experience of Paris without the expense of a plane ticket. Oh, and it’s all about falling in love, and who doesn’t want to fall in love in Paris? Je a’dore!

The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater. Words almost fail to describe how epically awesome this book is. Stiefvater builds an entire world where wild, dangerous horses come out of the sea and men try to race them. The point of view differs between two characters who develop feelings for each other (ergo, a romance! yay!), but the book is totally seamless. The writing, the story, the landscape, the horses — everything is just beautiful.

Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor. I didn’t realize this was a first in a series. Which sometimes makes me sad because then the books don’t exist as complete novels, by themselves. But this one totally did. Even if there was never another, I’d be like, wow, that was awesome. Another paranormal romance, this book’s love story just sucks you in, and you totally believe the world the author creates. Again, the writing is amazing! Beautiful, captivating, stunning all the way around.

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green. No paranormal here, just two teens with a history of cancer, fighting for every day, falling in love. Talk about raising the stakes. Green is so, so good at writing YA — he’s just gets it, and this is another of his masterpieces.

I hope you’ll check out these books. Holy wah — I just feel so lucky to have access to all this amazing writing!

Rules for Texting

January 17th, 2012

Ever wonder if there are guidelines for texting? Well there are! I made them up just now.

I’m not sure I really have a point here, other than to say a.) this was fun and b.) sometimes texting is downright scary.

I’ll talk to you when you butt-dial me later, k?

The Chicken Chair

January 13th, 2012

I have a problem.

A carved, painted, chicken-shaped problem.

Exhibit A

See, I found this chair the other day at an antique store. And I sent it to Rob all like, “Bahahahaha! You see this chair?! Isn’t this the craziest chair evaaar?”

And Rob? He fell in love.

Hard. He freaked out. He texted, and I quote, that if I got this for him “I would never want anything ever again! I would walk [the dog] every day and you would never have to do it again! I would read the Bible every day! And make you plain bran muffins all the time!”

I love plain bran muffins.

But still. A chicken chair?

I tried to distract him with other things. I was like, holy crap, look at this seriously creepy painting! I mean, is that PUBIC HAIR?

*shudders*

“Tell the chicken I love him,” he wrote back.

Okay. Time to try again.

Look! A hilarious crab made out of license plates!

“Tell the chicken his home is with me.”

Except, that’s not even the half of it. Here’s the real problem. You see, in trying to dissuade Rob from the chair, I sort of told him it was  … $2,500. To be fair, I was in a really high-end antique store. And things were crazy pricey. But I have no actual idea if the chair is $2,500 or $250. And if it’s the latter … then I would sort of HAVE to buy it for him. I mean, he’s in LOVE.

But how can we own a chicken chair? And how can I tell him I just made up that price so that we wouldn’t have a chicken chair?

I mean, he’ll read this blog post. He’ll know. But still. I feel really badly.

EXCEPT NOT REALLY BECAUSE IT’S A CHICKEN CHAIR.

Arg.

I think we are going to own a chicken chair.

Sigh.

Cross-training My Life

January 4th, 2012

I discovered the more time I spent on my bike, the easier it was for me to run. And that got me thinking: What other areas in life benefit from cross-training?

After halting a lot of my regular exercise routine in a desperate attempt to finish novel number four (which I did, praise Baby Jesus), I got enough out of shape that it was a bit of a struggle to jump-start my workouts again. Running was always a challenge, but it had become absolutely grueling. I wondered if I’d ever get back to where I was.

And then something happened.

While vacationing in the Keys, Rob and I put major miles on our bikes. We pedaled long distances every day. And I discovered that the day after a long bike ride, if I tried to run, it was easier. A lot easier, actually.

It was cross-training. And it was totally working for me.

So that got me thinking, if biking makes running better, what other areas might cross-training apply? I could think of a few right away:

Reading always makes your writing better.

Trying new foods can make your cooking better.

Listening to music can enhance your ability to play an instrument.

Rob says skateboarding made him a better snowboarder, and that being an actor has made him a better filmmaker.

Showing vulnerability makes friendships better.

These were just a few I thought of off the top of my head. For me, it was a reminder that there isn’t always a straight path from A to B. Like, if you want to be a better writer, definitely practice writing — but also allow yourself to read, to watch movies, to put away the iPhone and just let your mind wander.

Anyone have cross-training thoughts, or ways in which one area in your life benefited from exploring something supposedly unrelated?

So, Like, What Now?

December 27th, 2011

As 2011 draws to a close, I suppose I could do a wrap-up of the places I’ve visited, and the games of Words with Friends I’ve won, and whatever else kind of summary I usually do this time of year.

But, no. I am going to tell you the truth.

Which is that as 2011 wraps and I look to 2012, I have no idea what to do. And that notion is more than a little unsettling.

See, I’ve wanted to write books ever since I could hold a pencil. I’ve had lots of goals in my life, but publishing books was #1, top of the pile, the thing above all things that I simply had to do. And I did it.

I reached my goal. Four times, actually, with one of the best publishers in the world.

I’ve achieved the thing that I dreamed of since I was a little girl. And now, as I look at the space comprising my future, I’m starting to wonder, What’s Next? The truth is, I have no clue.

I mean, I could keep writing books. That’s totally an option, and I’m confident I will keep doing it to some degree. We writers have a hard time making due if we’re not … writing. But the motor driving me to publish books has lost some of its horsepower.

Okay, a lot of its horsepower.

And I’m just sitting here wondering — what do you do when you’ve achieved the thing you’ve dreamed of since you were little?

I don’t know how many childhood dreams a person ever gets to watch come true. And when they do come true, it’s both awesome and a little bit of a lonely place. Because it’s not like you can reach back into your past and conjure up another dream. I got what I wanted most. I don’t have another thing scratching at me, giving me purpose, driving me forward.

So then .. I just … AM?

I can’t imagine I’m the only person to have experienced this. Women who long for nothing but a family their whole lives — what do they do when the kids grow up and move away? How about career-minded people who put their whole lives into obtaining a job and once they secure it — what’s next?

Maybe some of you are reading this thinking, Sure, Lara, you reached your goal to a degree, but why not stop until you’re the next J.K. Rowling?

The truth is that being Ms. Rowling, or getting your book on Ellen, or even being a New York Times bestseller is such a far-off star. And I’m not sure I want to spend my time aiming for it. Frankly, it’s exhausting. There are so many wonderful, wonderful books that just sit on shelves and never get their due. The marketplace is packed. Jam packed, actually, at a time when people are reading less and less. With each book, I’ve constructed my wings and gotten as close to that “bestselling” sun as I can, but in the end, the wax melts for 95 percent of us, and we come crashing back down, sometimes never even earning out our advances.

But in the end, this isn’t about the industry. I love stories, and I’ll keep writing, no matter if I sell one book or one million books. I’m just trying to say that I feel a little lost simply because I have done it. List checked. Goal achieved. Thanks and come again.

So now I have to figure out how to a.) live without that publishing motor roaring inside me, spurring me forward and b.) dream bigger, and imagine what could be in store for me. I look at someone like Brad Meltzer, a writer who turned his books into a History Channel show, Decoded, and I think, awesome.

At the same time, I don’t want to just shove more goals onto my list. I think there’s value in living in the scary place, the quiet place, where it feels so … un-American, frankly, to not have a to-do list and a thing to conquer and a flag to plant.

Who are we when we turn off the phone, when we close the laptop, when we just STOP? More to the point, who am I if I’m not striving to complete another book?

That’s a crazy scary question. But in 2012, I think I’d like to answer it. Or, if not answer it, at least be brave enough to really, really look at it.

[Image source: ShatteredMermaid.blogspot.com]

A Sneak Peek at THE WAITING SKY

December 19th, 2011

Do you want to read the first chapter of The Waiting Sky? Well, good! Because I’m sharing it with you right now! If you like what you read, I hope you will consider going to your local bookstore and requesting an advance copy (it comes out August 2, 2012), or asking your local library to order it when it comes available.

And now, without further ado [insert drumroll here] … The Waiting Sky, chapter one!!

[start]

Even though there’s a black wedge of sky in front of me that might drop a twister at any second, I can’t get my mom’s voice out of my head. Not even the sirens blasting in the nearby town can drown it out.

“Come back home.”

“I miss you so much.”

“I’m no good without my Janey.”

It’s Jane, not Janey, I tell her in my mind. Plain Jane. Rain-wrapped Jane. Never-again Jane.

Not that I ever say anything. In real life, I let her call me whatever she wants because, let’s face it, reasoning with a drunk is a lot like trying to train a chicken. After a while, you just let the thing squawk and flap and hope it doesn’t escape the coop.

The sky is really rotating now. The Tornado Brothers—or Torbros for short—have all gone quiet, waiting. The sirens are lost in the howling wind.

At the far corner of the field we’re standing in, a tornado starts to descend. Dust on the ground whips up. I see the manic swirls of dirt and hay and grass, and there’s my mom again—all chaos and mess . . . and cleanup when it’s over.

“Jane! You getting pictures?” My brother, Ethan, is smiling, pointing at the clouds. The winds have whisked his blond hair into a fauxhawk, which would be hilarious if he wasn’t standing a quarter mile away from a spinning vortex of death. But in the mouth of Mother Nature’s fury, Ethan’s totally at ease, and I wonder if it’s because he’s studied weather for years, or because he figured out a long time ago the things that really hurt you don’t usually fall from the sky.

I hoist the camera hanging around my neck and start snapping photos, even though I’m still not used to taking pictures in all this wind. The pressure changes are making my ears pop, and my mouth is clamped tight since I got dirt stuck in my teeth last week. But still, dirty teeth and life-threatening storms are better than being back in Minnesota, with my mom stumbling in and out of the apartment, and my best friend, Cat, trying to make my life Leave-It-to-Beaver perfect like hers, which, I guess I shouldn’t be mad about. At least she’s trying to do something—trying in her way to help me—which is more than what I’d do if my best friend almost killed me.

The storm is roaring, but the twister can’t decide what it wants to do. Wispy funnels form again and again but don’t stick around long enough to become full-fledged tornados. I snap a picture of Ethan, his head tilted back, staring at the sky. It’s a funny moment to realize we have the same nose, but I guess we do—thin and straight and strong. It’s some of the only proof that we’re related, I think. Especially because Ethan has a tendency to abandon people, and I’m the stick-around type. Or at least I was.

Eventually he tears his eyes away from the clouds to yell at Stephen, the six-foot-six founder of Torbros. “Storm’s moving off!”

“Yeah, but ’nother one’s coming!” Stephen hollers back, his voice rumbly like thunder. I look where he’s pointing, and sure enough, after a short break in the clouds, there’s another bruise-colored sky headed our way.

I know this is the part where I’m supposed to feel the rush, supposed to get all excited about Mother Nature’s unpredictability, but the truth is I don’t. I’m not a weather junkie. I’m just here to take pictures for the Torbros website, a summer job Ethan rigged for me. Normally, I never would have left Mom for a day, much less a whole summer. But Ethan asked, and things at home were pretty messed up after what happened with Cat. So here I am. End of story.

Except that it’s not the end of the story. Not by a long shot—especially now that Ethan’s asked me to live with him after the weather season’s wrapped.

As if he knows I’m thinking about him, Ethan’s face looms suddenly at the end of my lens. “We gotta go,” he says over the wind. “Hail in a minute. Get to the van.” He doesn’t even wait for me to reply—he just runs off to help load up some of the equipment with our tech guy, Mason, who has freckles covering practically every square inch of his body.

I let the camera go and start jogging toward the van, but I stop when I reach Hallie, the one “sister” among the Tornado Brothers. She’s kneeling in the prairie grass, hunched over Polly, one of our weather instruments. The muscles on her thin arms strain as she works to adjust knobs and dials.

“Hey,” I say, raising my voice against the storm, “we gotta hustle! Hail any second.”

Hallie looks up, and her normally pretty face is crumpled. Her brown eyes remind me of the splintered wood and crushed houses we see after a tornado. “The data’s gone,” she says. “I can’t get Polly to work.” The wind tosses her words so quickly that I almost don’t catch them.

I glance at Polly’s spinning instruments, taking in the buttons, switches, and meters covering her stainless-steel core the size of a small microwave. I don’t understand everything about how Polly works, but I know that—one—the Torbros love her and say she’s going to put them ahead of every other chaser in the field, and—two—we have to get her out of here because the minute that hail comes crashing down, Polly is toast.

“Where’s Victor?” I ask. Victor is Stephen’s brother and cofounder of the Torbros. He had shirts made that said torbros: we chase chicks and storms, and when Hallie and I said we didn’t want to wear them, he told us we should change the word chicks to dicks, like that was all it took. Victor’s also the brainchild behind Polly, so anything that happens with her, he takes personally.

“He went to get something from the van,” Hallie says. “The minute he took off, Polly crashed. I wanted to get her up and running before he came back.”

I squint at the vehicle, but I can’t see Victor. He must be inside it, all buckled in, ready to take off. Which is nuts. If Victor has put his own safety over Polly’s, then the weather is about to get seriously bad.

“Hallie,” I say, pulling on her arm, “come on. Get up. Victor’s not coming back. I’ll help you carry Polly, but we need to move. Now.”

Hallie shakes her head, fiddling some more with Polly’s instrumentation. “No way. If I leave now, Victor will never let this go.”

On our last chase, Victor made a point of saying that women belong in the lab, analyzing data—not out on chases. Me he tolerates because, technically I’m not doing any of the scientific work. But Hallie—not so much. Which makes this whole situation more than a little ironic, considering Hallie’s the one out here trying to jump-start his supposedly beloved project, all while he’s sitting in the van.

“Hallie—” I want to tell her that if Victor tries to say anything about Polly crashing, she can point out his ass-in-the-van neglect. But she doesn’t let me finish.

“Give me two minutes.”

I look at the churning green sky and feel the ice-cold air through my long-sleeved shirt. Hallie knows as well as I do we don’t have two minutes. The rest of the team is already in the van, save Ethan, who’s standing next to it. He cups his hands around his mouth and yells something at us, but it’s lost in the frigid, shrieking air.

“Hallie,” I say, praying her name comes out like it does at home, when I say “Mom,” after things have gone far enough.

The steely, determined look in Hallie’s eyes ebbs. “I know,” she says finally. “I know I’m being stupid. I just—God. Victor’s going to be such an asshat about this.”

I nod, thinking we’re going to get back to the van just fine, when the first hailstone lands on my shoulder. “Ow!”

“Shit!” Hallie yells. She scrambles to her feet, and together we haul Polly out of the grass, racing as fast as we can toward the van.

Hail pelts my back and shoulders and head. I bend over Polly, trying to protect her, and Hallie does the same. I think about stories I’ve read where people get stoned to death and wonder if this is what they experienced. My body is on fire.

When we reach the van, my brother and Stephen are just inside the sliding door. Their hands are outstretched, their faces white. They pull Polly from us first, then I toss Hallie at them. One last stone comes crashing down on my head as I throw myself into the van. Everything goes fuzzy and gray.

My mom reaches me in my haze.

“You’re there for Polly—for a machine—but you won’t come back to me in Minnesota?”

I’m not sure if the pain I feel is from the hailstones or the guilt.

My brother’s talking to me, but his voice is underwater. We’re all floating on dark waves. I press my palms against my eyes and let the blackness suck at me. I picture a twister carrying me up and away—past the clouds and over the rainbow—back to Minnesota. “Where you belong,” my mom says. “Home.”

Except, of course, that Minnesota doesn’t feel like home. Not anymore, anyway. Neither does Oklahoma. Or Nebraska. Or Kansas, for that matter.

I can click my heels together all I want, but there’s just no place to go.

[end]

STRUCK has Struck!

December 8th, 2011

We have a winner from the recent STRUCK contest! Congratulations, Gina!

For those of you who didn’t win, don’t despair: The lovely Story Siren is doing a giveaway over on her site. She is awesome, and you can totally go there to win.

Thanks to everyone who entered! And happy reading, Gina!

How to Buy a Book

December 7th, 2011

Sometimes people ask me: How can I buy your book?

I get asked this so much, in fact, that I’ve started to wonder if people need advanced book-buying aids. Especially around the holiday season. So, I’ve crafted this handy-dandy book-buying guide. I hope it’s helpful.

This graphic was inspired, in part, by the recent article on Gawker.com about how Amazon is screwing local businesses and indies. So please, before you tell me I’m being waaaay harsh on Amazon, read the article. You’ll change your mind. Swearsies.

Caveat: I’m not a graphic designer. This is obvious, but still probably worth mentioning.