Lara Zielin

STATUS:Psyched that Mitt Romney is out of the presidential race. He had good hair, but that’s where his goodness ends. Huckaflee has vowed to stay in, which means maybe I’ll actually sell some t-shirts. Woo hoo!

FAVE LINKEY-POO RIGHT THIS SECOND: Kirk sent me this video of Madonna’s new song with Justin Timberlake and Timbala, and used Tyra’s fave word, “fierce,” to describe it.

When I was in high school, I had a “quote board” in my bedroom, which was essentially a big piece of cardboard, on which I wrote funny and meaningful things that friends and some celebrities (mostly Bono) said. I have been thinking of the quote board lately because, for whatever reason, I’ve heard a lot of funny (and maybe a little bit meaningful) things lately. So today, my blog is the new quote board. Feel free to add your own if you got ‘em!

“You had me at number 7: car dancing.” – Elena’s husband, Joel, on our awesome Ellen Road Trip entry (see previous post).

I have three kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and three money. – Homer Simpson

With all due respect, this is like trying to pick a side between SARS and Ebola. – Letter to the Editor of New York magazine about an article comparing Starbucks’ and Dunkin’ Donuts’ coffee.

Microsoft taking over Yahoo is beyond anything I could have imagined. It’s a wet dream brought to life. – Fake Steve Jobs

I’m just bewildered that normal life sucks this much. – A friend with a McJob

A friend on the recent UFO sightings in Texas:

Maybe the UFO is here to get Kucinich, or better yet, they are going to stick around to see who wins the election and then will be willing to take people who want to migrate out (see: Cocoon). Or they’re roaming the universe looking for new music, like the rest of us (see: Close Encounters of the Third Kind). Or they’re doing reconn to:

A) enslave us all (see: The X-files)
B) kill us all and take our planet (see: Independence Day, Signs)
C) usher us into an era of exploration, peace (see: First Contact, Contact)
D) lookin for love (see: Earth Girls Are Easy).

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