~~~Lara Zielin~~~

STATUS: Irritated that Heidi rewarded all the Project Runway designers’ bad outfits by allowing them to make entire collections. Whatever.

FAVE LINKEY-POO RIGHT THIS SECOND: Lord of the Rings clips showcasing really bad foreign subtitles.

So, remember the beginning part in Team America: World Police where terrorists have a WMD in Paris and Team America arrives on the scene to stop them? And remember how Team America blows up everything — from the Eiffel Tower to the Louvre — and then concludes “Everything is bon”?

Well, call me Joe Sixpack and color me a taxpayer, but I think that’s exactly what this $700 billion bailout is like. We’re the citizens of France, only instead of watching our national treasures explode, we’re watching our economy implode. And the government is Team America wading in with their $700 billion bailout and saying, “Everything is bon! We’ve saved you!”

Uh, thanks but no thanks. I’ll take my chances with the WMD.  

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