EVERYTHING I KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED FROM READING GOOP
STATUS: Wishing I was as tan as I was in that James Earl Jones photo. Man, that was some deep skin tone right there.
FAVE LINKEY-POO RIGHT THIS SECOND: Tiny baby animals that are so cute I want to scream my fool head off. Actually, don’t mind if I do. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagg!!!!
Goop.com is Gwyneth Paltrow’s perplexing website. On the surface, it seems like it wants to teach us fun “live your best life” secrets of the stars, but instead she just talks about how she’s friends with Mario Batalli and you’re not and how, while you were a kid getting marbles stuck up your nose, she was being carted of to Paris to stay at fancy schmancy hotels with her dad.
In explaining the site, Gwyneth recently told People magazine: “I think the people who are criticizing it or criticizing the idea of it, don’t really get it, because if they did, they would like it…”
Let me just say that if you are a writer, this is a really dangerous thought.
I fully admit I had this thought once. I will say that the entire time I had it, no publishers would go near my book.
Unless you’re gosh, lucky enough to be Gwyneth, you might want to harken to what the masses are saying about your work.


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